I Miss Your Pole - Spicy Gay Greeting Card

i miss your pole 😈

Long distance is hard. And sometimes what you really miss… is not the personality.

This filthy-funny gay greeting card features my digital illustration of a pole worth missing. It’s ridiculous, horny, and weirdly romantic if you squint.

Perfect for the guy you’re texting at 1am, your boyfriend, husband, your husband’s boyfriend, or the one who lives across country but still keeps you hard at night. 

Great for:
• Long-distance boyfriend
• Hookup you caught feelings for
• FWB / situationship chaos
• “Come back and ruin my life again” energy
• Funny dirty humor gift
• Valentine’s Day (if you’re unhinged)
• Just because you’re down bad

Details:
• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") folded card
• Blank inside for your message
• Includes kraft envelope
• Printed from my digital illustration on quality cardstock